Real Questions

Real Questions. Real Answers.

Why is it called Generic Jerky?

Because "Premium Artisanal Small-Batch Beef Protein Snack" was taken. Also, we're funnier than that. The name's part of the bit — the flavor's anything but.

How's the quality?

Premium cuts. Bold seasoning. No shortcuts. We take the product seriously even if we don't take the name seriously.

Where does it ship?

Everywhere you need it to go. Hit us up if you have questions about your region.

What if I don't like it?

That hasn't happened yet. But if it does — hit us up. We'll make it right.